The Airwaves Have Been Seized
MEANWHILE, in a garage no network would touch… the puppets seized the airwaves. No vote. No warning. The PFF sent a strongly worded memo, and it went straight into the shredder where it belongs.
Behind the scenes: spoofs assembled from hot glue and stubbornness! Music parodies spliced together under cover of darkness! And through it all, an ungodly amount of coffee, because gremlins don’t sleep.
Is it messy? Deliriously so! Is it loud? Deafeningly! Twenty years of chaos, and not one puppet has stopped to ask why. Will Rotten Puppets ever be cancelled? Will the humans ever take back control? Almost certainly not! Same rotten time, same rotten channel…
So What’s the Plan… man?
But wait! What fresh mayhem lies ahead? Zibble! Mister Muffstache! The elusive Presidential Puppet Obama! Terry East, wherever he’s been hiding! All summoned back to the screen, repairs pending courtesy of the ever-understaffed Zammo Industries!
And Wolfun? Still lurking. Still live. Still entirely too close to the camera.
