Looks like we have a name for this fella.
Mister Maxwell Muffstache. It’s an instant classic with nothing short of an epic future to be had. With a name like Muffstache you know he means business. Don’t rile Maxwell Muffstache up or he’ll liable to give you a Dirty Sanchez or a Tubesteak Surprise. Keep your pants on and your lubricant far, far away!!
Here’s a quick introduction video.. Lots lots more where this came from he has a LOT to say, he just prefers to say a lot of it on the toilet….